Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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