she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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