If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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