Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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