Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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