is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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