As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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