we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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