these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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