But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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