Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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