just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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