We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
