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  There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.

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• New rule: if you're gut hangs over your belt don't show up

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 30, 12 at 3:50pm

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  • Hey Binders, new rule: Take your perfect metabolism and shove it up your ass!

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Nov 4, 12 at 10:36pm

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• It's only false advertising if he padded his crotch like you ladies do your chest...

  Submitted by Micholder on Oct 30, 12 at 7:26pm

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• Good rule. If your tits are less than a C cup you're not allowed to be Black Widow.

  Submitted by OllieWalker on Oct 30, 12 at 3:31pm

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  • why the hell not, Scarlett's were????

    Submitted by hotmomma5150 on Oct 30, 12 at 3:59pm

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• Nor are you allowed to refer to your penis as "Mjöllnir".

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 30, 12 at 8:01pm

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  • Aw come on, that's the best part lol

    Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 30, 12 at 8:37pm

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• Or the Hulk. Hawkeye, maybe. I don't know about Hawkeye..

  Submitted by Demfolk90 on Oct 30, 12 at 3:22pm

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• Someone has Hammer envy!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 30, 12 at 4:28pm

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• Sounds like some buyers remorse to me. Valid point on no false advertising.

  Submitted by olderthanyou on Oct 30, 12 at 4:48pm

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• But I'm bringing the hammer!

  Submitted by vodkadude on Oct 30, 12 at 9:03pm

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• The hammer is my penis.

  Submitted by BlargleArgle on Oct 31, 12 at 10:47am

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• AMEN AMEN AMEN

  Submitted by daisydukeluke on Nov 2, 12 at 12:47am

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