redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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