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Hookers taste better with whip cream

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Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too

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Fair enough

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hell yeah!!! fuck redheads!!!!!!!!!! fire crotch son bitches!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:29pm

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I expect nothing less from the trash of springfield area

Submitted by cml364 on Feb 25, 10 at 9:09am

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11/17 amen

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:17pm

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Truly first??

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:16pm

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Pennicillin taste hella horrible though

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:29pm

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yeah because there are soo many hookers in the 417...

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:15pm

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In soviet Russia the whipped cream tastes like hookers.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:46am

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I'm allergic to penicillin

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:59am

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Yeah, put enough whipped cream on and you can barely taste the gonorrhoea at all.

Submitted by Herschel on Feb 22, 10 at 11:02pm

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Stop with the white power crap... You sound like moron... Just sayin.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:36am

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I iz also Grunting

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:10am

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I'm with 12:22, don't do it.. It's nasty!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:38am

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Need a horny chick (:

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:09am

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Way to go Missouri :)

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:17pm

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I'm a hooker. And cheep too

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:28pm

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- And can't spell either!
  
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first!!! aw well shit.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:34pm

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The sexy pineapple was here!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:07pm

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10:48 ha good one

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:15pm

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Hah best one I've seen from my area code

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:01am

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Cum in my tight little ass, then we can switch it up and i'll blow a load all over your chest.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:26pm

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Amen, mold my save ur ass on this one

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:43am

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Wow. A lot if Orlando people are dirty as fuck. Can't believe I live here.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:34am

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Don't google blue waffle...trust me don't...

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:22am

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CJMO

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:45am

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Dude, what's up with the racism crap? Not really funny at all

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:50pm

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stop with all the racist shit. get a fuckin life!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:16pm

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Penicilin will grow on whip cream, so you're covered

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:58pm

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I iz crowning too :)

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:10am

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Grunt! Grunt! Push (1,2,3) Push (1,2,3) Oh god! I'm crowning. Here it comes...ohhh god, GRUNT! Push PLOP! Splash, into the bowl, oh god i'm so glad it's out of me!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:05am

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Hookers are meant to be used. They are thr scum of the earth. You don't take them home for Christmas Dinner. Be eal. A fuck and out the door.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:34am

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Lol, nope I agree with the first comment

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:16pm

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If u ain't white you ain't right

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:34am

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KC and Springfield.. Must be MoState creeps!

Submitted by ReginaHydraulic on Feb 23, 10 at 1:13pm

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Grunt! Grunt! Push (1,2,3) Push (1,2,3) Oh god! I'm crowning. Here it comes...ohhh god, GRUNT! Push PLOP! Splash, into the bowl, oh god i'm so glad it's out of me!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:10am

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Hey 736 blow me. White power

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:09pm

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White power

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:32am

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To quote the great Charlie Sheen "you don't pay hookers to have sex with you. You pay them to LEAVE"

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:59pm

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1222 is just bein a dick tryin to get u to google bluewaffle but dont

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:08am

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I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 417

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:16pm

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In Soviet Russia, whip cream puts hookers on you

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:02am

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Can we pretend you're simba and I'll wipe my cum on your forehead?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:31pm

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