What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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