We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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"She said I should ride with you, 'cause it'd be good for you" *Glares!* >.> <.<
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!
When busted, remaining still in the hopes they will walk away and stop looking at you is always the best course of action. Never works but still.
lmfaooo @ how everyone is quoting jurassic park .. when you get caught, u just discretely get up and walk away lol ... awkwardddd lol
hahaha, pretty sure ive been that guy before
Jurassic Park reference during sex = epic.
Exact quote from Family Guy, losers
Dotson! Dotson! We've got Dotson over here!
ROFL that's funny as shit!
Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid.
Hold on to your butts!
Was he a guy or a T-Rex?
He left us... he left us!
You are a special kind of person
the chickens all have human arms
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth.
PLEEEEAAASE!!!! GODDAMMIT, I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!!
MORMONS DONT HAVE SEX... LOL... I like it!
.... if you gotta go, you gotta go
This girl is my favorite girl ever. Jurassic Park reference during risky sex? Awesome.
Actually, all the Jurassic Park quotes from 'Ian Freeze' down have been me. Best movie of all time. Clever girl...
or just close your eyes then he will "magically" disappear, problem solved!
isnt that a direct quote from Jurassic Park - was the thing watching you a TREX?
hahahaha...my bf and i were gonna do that, but then we saw a body in the creek behind our apt. kind of a mood killer.
12:39 lets get married
lol totally done this
stolen from family guy, not funny
The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.
@ 3:01 you know it wasn't actual sex, I'm sure they were wearing their undergarments. Utah BLOWS
did you think he was t-rex lol?
12:44 i do that all the time...when caught masturbating...like an etch-a-sketch...it never happend
Yay, Jurrasic Park. xD
Ian?? Really? Fuck Ians.
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