We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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