I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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