On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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