i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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