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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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