For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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