I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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