If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
