Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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