would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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