It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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