Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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