I want to stick my p in your. b.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
this will be a night to untag.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
3pm strippers are depressing
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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