So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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