Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
i think my cat just said my name.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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