As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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