we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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