I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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