when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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