no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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