Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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