Ambien. No doubt about it.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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