She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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