i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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