he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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