don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i will never coherently bang her
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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