My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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