Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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