I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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