Umm I'm too high to move.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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