I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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