Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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