If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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