Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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