So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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