i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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